Stewart Oakland

“there’s nothing like a warm beef Stewart”
– Momma Oakland (1904-1987)

When one man takes a piece of the pie, it is only deemed fair that another man takes another piece – of another pie. Yet when three men are faced with the possibility of said pies, the only remaining choice only ever seems to be cherry.

Stewart Oakland is not a cherry pie kind of guy. He is a kidney.

Kidney pie kind of guys like to live life on the edge, not only with what is deemed acceptable to palate, but what is possible to palate. It has been known in the past that guys like him have eaten bricks and kittens, and news travels fast.


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